Friday, 11 December 2009

Another extermicake video



Gods, what a monster!

Extermicake video


Enough scoffing at the amateurs. Let's see how the professionals do it.

Thursday, 10 December 2009

Extermicake #15


Ah very good, at least from the slats down. Even though the top bit looks like something played with by a dung beetle, this one has to score highly because of the lovely little army of Dalek minions formed out of walnut whips. Personally I'd have kept the walnuts on top as they resemble Kaled mutants far more than marshmallows do, but frankly I'm nitpicking.

Extermicake #14


The lamest so far. Everything's an afterthought. Is that a grape on a cocktail stick for the 'sink plunger'? It doesn't even look like it's been baked yet. Enough to make Davros weep into his beer. Who's that in the background? Ray Cusick?

Extermicake #13


Shame this one couldn't get through to Skaro Samaritans before it took the path of self-extermination. Oh the horror - see how much damage a death ray can do to sponge cake. Reduced to a sort of crumpled fudge, this poor sod's blasting days are well and truly over.

Extermicake #12


This one has a snooty air about it. Nobody likes a bighead. And that head is way too big. One can't help feeling all that white icing and silver food colouring is a bit of a cheat. Bring back the chocolate I say! To be fair, quite nice attention to detail, but it's kind of what you'd expect a Dalek to look like reflected in a funfair mirror.

Extermicake #11


Lucy In The Sky With Daleks! This one clearly ate all the pies on Skaro. So that's two lollipops for arms then is it? Two plungers effectively. So how's it going to exterminate anyone? C'mon fellas, you're losing your heads.